By: pirate missy
what surrender my booty….you be walking the plank or taking care of my little missy this fine day
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Did you know that PIRATES are the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? It’s true. We share over 99% of our DNA with Pirates vs 96% with chimpanzees. Clearly, we are all Pirates. Arrrrr!
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Heck! Pirate talk is probably the standard taught in today’s liberal-speak schools. Why not have a “Speak Correct English Day”? Well, not to offend the tens of thousands of students in the city of...
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I’ve invited a Wench over later today for some grog… and to scrape the barnacles off me rudder.
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Scientist question why we have Wisdom Teeth; well, the answer is quite simple — Pirates tended to carry their knives set deep in the back of their mouths. Arrrr!
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